Filed under: Ads, Asking for It, Denim | Tags: amanda bynes, americas next top model, apple bottoms, Denim, jade, jeans, nelly
Jade was one of my least favorite models ever on America’s Next Top Model, and I don’t think I need to explain my reasons for this. So, imagine my dismay when I witnessed this ad while pouring over the latest issue of Teen Vogue (don’t judge me!).
Jade got a job?!?!?! Woh!
Of course, it is for Apple Bottoms, but still, it’s a job, and I bet she got paid way more for this ad campaign than I made this whole year. Not to mention, it’s a teeny bit (not by much!) cooler than Jaslene’s depressing Walmart ad.
What’s with these jeans anyway–would you EVER wear them? I mean, really, why is Nelly “designing” denim? Who does he think he is, Amanda Bynes? I’ve never seen even one person sporting these apple-appliqued jeans. Well, except for Jade.
Also, isn’t this the worst ad ever? I love that she’s embracing herself in front of a tree that looks like it’s been through a long, cold winter, but still managed to bloom some Red Delicious.
It must be the power of Jade’s own little apple bottom.
–V. Thread
Other America’s Next Top Model Articles:
On the Same Page:Jaslene and Walmart. Sad.
The Nov 26th issue of Footwear News: OMG! America’s Next Top Model Jaslene got a job!!!!
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Pingback by Reruns: This Week on Threadtrend « Threadtrend Saturday, December 1, 2007 @ 09:58 kYou obviously have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to Jade, Apple Bottoms, Nelly or fashion as a whole. Why don’t you stick to what you know…which is???
Comment by Miss Apple Tuesday, December 4, 2007 @ 12:57 kAm I the only one that notices that she has to break her back to show off the non-ass that she has….Where is the apple-bottom??? And her face looks so bad in this picture…
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Pingback by On the Same Page:Jaslene and Walmart. Sad. « Threadtrend Monday, August 11, 2008 @ 05:31 kGood to hear that jade has a job now. your right, jade is one of the hottest model of apple bottoms. i love the jeans she wearing right now. looks very attractive. looking for more post.
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Comment by applebottoms Tuesday, May 26, 2009 @ 11:27 kJade looks like crap in most of the photos, except for the one with the really long hair. She really is a suckey model isn’t she. I don’t know why they chose her for this campaign?
Comment by ellie Wednesday, September 30, 2009 @ 02:51 k