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Here’s a little holiday treat, the best of this week on Threadtrend:
Ashlee Simpson tries for Gwen Stefani, but ends up with herself and her dumb “Outta My Head” video.

Miu Mui channels the harlequin. We gush.

Some shoes are just better than others. Like these Vialis pumps.

Hey guys, raise your hand if you love J.Lindeberg. Or just check out ASOS.

Giving the bold shoulder. Will the 80s style edge its way back into our lives?

You want comfort and style, you say? Well, try Sweet Tater already.

Your artsy side wants stuff, too. Ours does at least.
Nobody told us Marc Jacobs and Harmony Korine were attached. This explains everything.

Forever 21 has some Art Deco necklaces that would inspire F. Scott Fitzgerald.

It’s just Chanel, haters.

Spring will bloom, and you’ll probably go to H&M if you see these clothes.

Colonel Sanders never looked so good. Bill Blass inspires with pre-fall.

Target scores Rogan. Our hearts soar with hope.

Oh my heavens! Have you seen this video? If not, you must immediately stop what your doing and give it all your attention. It is the worst video ever made…and the best. It’s so horrifying and hideous that I think Ashlee Simpson should shunned by society. Come on guys, we have to.

The whole thing is awful–the singing Roman head, the twins a la The Shining, the giant Rubik’s Cube, the striped leather dress, the insane asylum, the Gulliver’s Travels allusions…..the levitating!

I see that Ashlee wanted to make a fashionable and artsy Gwen Stefani/Bjork/ Siouxsie/Nina Hagen video, but that’s very ambitious. I would say that this video is the opposite of fashionable, and I just know that Pete Wentz spent a lot of time coaching Ashlee on how to be “weird.”

Ay, ya, ya! Indeed.

UPDATE*** I just read this quote from Wentz:

“It’s probably the weirdest video I’ve seen of hers It’s like a Salvador Dalí painting meets Being John Malkovich. She just went to this weird place for it. It has this kind of multiple personality, like the song does.”

Oh my god.

–V. Thread 

Christmas is coming. Thanks Run DMC.

Here’s some of our favorite online stuff this week.

• Makeup Beat shows us how to “increase our self-worth” with Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid.

• My Fashion Life made a list. 2007: Fashion in Ten Definitive Moments.

• American Gladiators Goes Gay and TV Entertainment has something hilarious to say about it.

• Panty pops anyone? None for Around the Way Girls, thank you. Yes, EWWWWWW.

• Style Bubble gives a ‘WTF Fabric’ another shot at life.