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I torture myself with Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes every Sunday. I mostly hate what he says because it’s usually all complainy and obvious, but last night was different. This week, Andy whined about fashion, and it was hilarious.

Here are some of the things he commented on:

“This is for something called the Armani Code. Nevermind the Armani, she’s certainly going to be cold if she goes out in this.”

“What do you think this ad is trying to sell? Women’s hats maybe? No. She’s pushing a perfume called Flower Bomb. No one wants to be bombed with perfume.”

“…Kwiat is jewelry. She’s got an earring hanging there, but I wish she’s take the hair out of her eyes before they took this picture.”

Hilarity!

Rooney also showed a picture from some fashion spread that included a turban-wearing model. It totally grossed him out: “This is the least attractive ad in these magazines. She looks as though she just got out of the shower and still has a towel wrapped around her head.”

Oh, Andy. Welcome to the my universe.

–Valentina