Wow. Before this picture, I would have definitely put Jonathan Rhys Meyers in my “Turn Ons” column. However, having seen this awful outfit, I’ve decided he can’t be my boyfriend anymore.
Sorry, dude, but you can’t just go around town wearing track pants and dress shoes. That’s not acceptable! And your jacket says “Daytona.” Uh-Uh. That’s no good. Unless you’re doing it to be funny….Wait, no, even then.
Everyone knows it’s hard to please Anna Wintour. It was Vogue’s own Andre Tally who told us, “Most of the Vogue girls are so thin, tremendously thin, because Miss Anna don’t like fat people.” But now, the models are even too skinny for Anna! In her editor’s letter for the April issue, Anna wrote that the models at this years NYC Fashion Week, were “pale and thin, entirely lacking in the joyfulness and charm that once defined the supermodels.”
I can’t believe I actually agree with Anna Wintour, but I’m sure she would still think I was fat. Jerk.